my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD
it gives us hope
CAN THEY REDO THIS SHOW WERE THEYRE ALL IN COLLEGE
I would pay money to see that
He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space
Ground control to major Tom
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.
The bravest woman on Earth.
I love her. Forever reblog.
I’m so happy she won. An inspiration for everyone.
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
— read that, again. (via tsuyuake)
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
AMERICAN HORROR STORY MEME: [1/4] funny/happy moments
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